Why cherry coke? you might ask yourself. Well, a few young people that know me have been known to lurk on here and since they aren’t of legal drinking age, the ‘drink’ shall be cherry coke and not tequila or vodka. I repeat, not tequila or vodka.
a swig = 1 giant gulp.
Here are the rules:
- Everytime someone says, “I’ll kill you.” or “You’re dead” or “you’ll die.” to their crush or significant other (i.e. “Don’t lose this token of my love or you will seriously die.”)…take 1 swig.
- When a girl makes a duckface out of disappointment or disapproval…take 1 swig
- When a guy makes a duckface out of disappointment or disapproval…take 2 swigs
- When a character gets a photo taken and holds up the “V” for victory sign…take 1 swig
- Random shot of a cat…1 swig
- Toilet humor (literally, i.e. farts, diarrhea, visual shots of someone on the toilet, etc…)…take 3 swigs
and try not to puke.
- When a guy grabs a girl by the arm and drags her somewhere…take half a swig cause this happens a lot.
- When a girl grabs a guy by the arm and drags him somewhere…take 2 swigs
- When the mother of a son/daughter offers a ridiculously high amount of money to their girlfriend/boyfriend to dump them…take 1 swig
- Cancer diagnosis…take 1 swig
- Amnesia…take 1 swig
- Girl dressed in drag…take 1 swig
- Guy dressed in drag…take 1 swig
- Whenever the main couple breaks up...take 1 swig
- Whenever the main couple makes up…take 1 swig
- Whenever the main female character has all main male (and reasonably aged) characters admit to loving her…take 4 swigs (You are Beautiful does this. Boys Before Flowers does not)
- When a significant other is referred to as “My man.” or “My woman.”...take 1 swig
- When someone refers to their crush as “my man” or “my woman” but you and everyone knows that’s just simply not ever going to happen…take 2 swigs. Take 3 swigs if it actually does happen.
- When a parental unit denies their child the ability to marry whom they want…take 1 swig
- Blind date…take 1 swig.
- Reluctant blind date…take 2 swigs
- When marriage is discussed or mentioned upon first meeting or first date...take 4 swigs.
- When the leading lady is too drunk to get home, and the leading man or the second lead who’s been in love with her forever but never said anything carries her home on his back..take 2 swigs because this doesn’t happen nearly enough. Take 3 more swigs if she pees on his back.
I really hope I don’t catch diabetes. DO NOT WANT!!!